So Kira's in the shower tonight, and I'm listening to her from down here at my desk. At first it was just regular ol' shower-singing, no biggie (but still fun to listen to). Then at some point I become aware that Kira is hosting a game show up in the bathroom. The following *must* be read with a deep booming game-show-host voice (which is how Kira was saying it all):
Host Kira: aaaaaaand THOMAS! What have YOU drawn for us!
Kira as Thomas: popcorn.
Host Kira: YES! Popcorn is a HEALTHY SNACK! Everyone clap for THOMAS!!!! (much applause from Audience Kira.)
Host Kira: aaaaaaand NICOLE! What have YOU drawn for us today!
Kira as Nicole: I drew a carrot.
Host Kira: YES!!! A healthy snack AND it can be used in a SALAD!!! Everyone clap for NICOLE!!! (Audience Kira applauds)
Host Kira: aaaaaaaand KIRA!! What have YOU drawn!
Kira as Kira: A chocolate chip cookie.
Host Kira: OH!!! NO GOOD!!!!!!! Nobody clap for KIRA!!!!!!
Host Kira, moving on: INDIA!!! What did YOU draw!
Kira as India: A banana.
Host Kira: YES!!!! VERY GOOD, INDIA!!! A banana is a HEALTHY SNACK!!!!
Host Kira: Did anyone draw a TOMATO!!!!!! YES!!!!!! You think you drew a vegetable but you really drew a FRUIT!!!!!! (Applause from Audience Kira)
It was at this point that I was laughing too hard to hear any of the rest. mk
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