Reflections of Nothing

I AM: markira, a divorced-and-still-single, slightly psychotic mom of two. My posts aren't earth-shattering, just stuff from my life. Y'know, Reflections. Of Nothing (in particular). RECURRING CAST OF CHARACTERS: Mark (23) and Kira (18), my kids. Secret (12), my neurotic black cat, who spent her first TEN YEARS at the shelter. POPULAR TOPICS: Weird ways I injure my accident-prone self; mental illness; various awareness issues; funny things; things that pissed me off; other randomness.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

CoverGirl Outlast was created for women like me

Things I had completely forgotten that I cannot do when wearing "regular" lipstick:

* Eat
* Drink
* Wear white shirts, because I will inevitably do something that somehow gets lipstick on it
* Suck sour-cream-and-onion potato chip crumbs off my finger without looking like I just chopped that finger off
* Take off lipstick without looking like a four-year-old who has been guzzling Kool-Aid, so that I can stop swearing like a pirate because all of these things have happened within the last ten minutes.

I totally heart CoverGirl Outlast, foreverandeveramen. mk

p.s. Even when my daughter sneaks into my pocketbook when she's 2 years old and does this:

As well as "painting" her closet door with it, the marks of which are still there.

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Everything here is just my opinion. I am not an expert in anything except being me. I link where I can, but I make no promises that links will work forever and still go to the place I originally planned.

Topics I discuss are of interest to me, but do not necessarily mean anyone in my life is directly affected by it, so please don't jump to conclusions.

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