Friday, October 27, 2006

Not Fair

I am divorced.

I am also not dating. Nor am I particularly interested in dating right now, as I barely have the energy to function as is.

There are not even any interesting single men around me to flirt with. Not that I would probably even remember how to flirt anymore, or that any of them would be interested in flirting back.

It has been 3 years and 255 days since I last had sex. This number is likely to get a great deal larger.

All of these are reasons why it is extremely unfair that I have been having a great number of very sexy dreams recently. Ex. TREME. ly. unfair.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You aren't missing much.