Friday, February 02, 2007

The Closest Thing to a Bondage Picture That I Have

Jenny over at MamaDrama (love me some MamaDrama) said that to get Kevin to post awesome comments on my blog, I should post pictures of me in bondage. Unfortunately, the closest I could find in my current picture files is this:


A few years ago this guy I was seeing left his gloves at my house after a visit. So naturally I handcuffed and tied them up in my daughter's doll rocking chair, blindfolded them and placed a pair of scissors menacingly alongside. I sent this picture along with a note (in Ransom Note font, of course) that said, "I have your mittens. If I do not receive a phone call in 24 to 48 hours, you will receive your mittens one finger at a time. Do not call the police."

Strangely enough, we didn't date for very long.

Ro, I think we need to add to my list of requirements for my future boyfriend: someone who gets my sense of humor. And likes it. mk

6 comments:

Jenny said...

You and your boyfriends mittens are incredibly hot.

Ro said...

Where is the picture? Or is there supposed to be one?

Ro said...

Never mind, I see it now. Wow, that's messed up! I like it.

Kevin Charnas said...

AND HE DIDN'T CALL??? WHAT A JACKASS.

Honestly, that just got me hot. Please...that's just so brilliant of an invitation for wit/intelligence and sex all rolled into one gorgeous little ransom note...which honestly, I love. And if I weren't gay and partnered and betrothed to Jenny and Victor, I'd be all over you like gay men on Venetian plaster.

As a matter of fact, as I write this and I think of those poor, poor, naughty mittens, I feel a drip of perspiration forming at the base of my neck working down the arche of my back towards my firm, yet supple ass.

markira said...

**swoon** Oh, Kevin...having you comment....it's all I dreamed of and more!

And having seen some of the pictures on your blog, the visual of that sweet little drip of perspiration and its travels is almost more than I can stand. yummy. mk

The Beast Mom said...

I'm laughing...and laughing...
-bm