I AM: markira, a divorced-and-still-single, slightly psychotic stay-at-home mom. Yes, this is a mommy blog. Deal.
RECURRING CAST OF CHARACTERS: Mark (14.5) and Kira (10), my kids.
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2 comments:
So I really hope this isn't your front yard?
Um, no. :)
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