Reflections of Nothing

I AM: markira, a divorced-and-still-single, slightly psychotic mom of two. My posts aren't earth-shattering, just stuff from my life. Y'know, Reflections. Of Nothing (in particular). RECURRING CAST OF CHARACTERS: Mark (23) and Kira (18), my kids. Secret (12), my neurotic black cat, who spent her first TEN YEARS at the shelter. POPULAR TOPICS: Weird ways I injure my accident-prone self; mental illness; various awareness issues; funny things; things that pissed me off; other randomness.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Random Exchange

In a rather inane mood today (not to be confused with insane, although I'm that too).

Kira, getting ready for school, standing in front of my desk chatting with me while she puts her hair up in a ponytail: "This pony holder is making me mad."

mk: "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Kira: "That's because you're eating salt."

mk: "Kira. You are looking right at me. I have no pretzels. That was a quote."

Kira: "This never happened."

~mk

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Everything here is just my opinion. I am not an expert in anything except being me. I link where I can, but I make no promises that links will work forever and still go to the place I originally planned.

Topics I discuss are of interest to me, but do not necessarily mean anyone in my life is directly affected by it, so please don't jump to conclusions.

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