Saturday, January 16, 2010

I did the Macarena with my dog in my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I started seeing really weird Facebook status messages from my friends, and finally figured out what they were doing. Create a sentence from these pieces:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbour
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an iPod
29------a surfer
30------a homeless guy
31------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 ---------On your car
3 --------In a hole
4 ---------Under your bed
5 ---------Riding a Motorcycle
6 ---------Sliding down a hill
7 ---------In an elevator
8----------At the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other--------because I'm a Ninja!
None---------because I can't control myself!

Feel free to leave your result in the comments! mk

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey mk...

Just wanted to say that .....I karate chopped a stuffed animal under your bed because that's how I roll..!! (Uhh, don't ask me what I was doing there!)

Paul

markira said...

Yeahhhhh, you go boy!!! :)

CrazeeTeacherLady said...

I loved a baseball bat in a hole because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. (And frankly if I am loving a bat in a hole, I am more than stupid - I am sick!)

markira said...

Yes, I can see that loving a bat in a hole could indicate some serious issues.... ;)

Do you have a blog, CTL?